Days 37-40 Progress!
I’m getting lazy about moving my tracking from my poop book to here. 37- Brekkie: gf pancakes, apples, apple/chicken sausage, maple syrup Lunch: rice, lamb Dinner: venison meatloaf (venison, carrot,...
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My doctors appointment didn’t happen and otherwise I’ve mostly been reading. When I stop reading I get cranky and pissy and my tone of voice sucks and I sound like a bitch. I feel guilty that when I...
View ArticleI hate Kaiser.
So yesterday when I walked out of the GI department I was very angry. I was cursing and calling people (not the ones sitting behind the desk–my absent doctor) names. The GI department decided that the...
View ArticleDays 41-43
I’m having a hard time updating this every day as time goes on. I’m feeling guilty and bad. I’m cheating on the diet because it is cheat on the rules or scream and scream and scream and scream. I don’t...
View ArticleDays 44-48
44 was Thanksgiving- Brekkie: rice Chex, rice milk, peppermint tea (Took: woo vitamins and probiotics) Lunch: gf bread, soy cream cheese, cucumber (this was surprisingly good), of course with some...
View ArticleThis sucks.
I have had so much diarrhea in the last 24 hours that it is kind of horrifying. It burns and burns and burns and burns. Based on the color of things coming out of me, the blue jello went through me in...
View ArticleDays 49-55
(This is getting so hard. I feel so little hope.) 49- Brekkie: rice Chex, almond milk, turkey bacon, black tea, raw milk, sugar Lunch: turkey soup, gf bread roll, peppermint tea Dinner: turkey,...
View ArticleFud. next step.
I came home from Kaiser with a list of things I’m supposed to start eating. A large number of them directly conflict with what I have been eating or what I’ve been told to eat so far. I’m going back to...
View ArticleWeird food cravings.
I want salad. This is not a usual craving for me. Also: I don’t feel “hungry” but I feel drastically under-caloried, if that makes sense. I feel like I’m not eating enough to sustain my activity so I’m...
View ArticleDays 55-56
55 needs updating From 2-4 am I drank Sprite and chicken broth. Then I gave myself enemas to make sure I had nothing in me. Many enemas. Oh god. Lunch: mozzarella, goat cheese (fodmaps says these...
View ArticleTone is absent
For the record, I thought “Ha, ha, ha, no” was hilarious. Pam said it was really sad. Oh. Whoops. This is why I have no future as a funny writer. I think it is pretty funny how out of commission I am...
View ArticleDay 58
took: pot, fish oil, b-complex, multi-vitamin, probiotics Pre-Brekkie snacking: mozzarella, banana, strawberry lemonade (for the swallowing of pills) Strawberry and lemons are both “ok” but I’m not...
View Articlefood cravings
I’m alternating between feeling like I’m really craving low calorie foods (I’m weirdly drawn to vegetables–I totally WANT alfalfa sprouts) but I’m super duper hungry to the point where I feel almost...
View ArticleDrips and drabs
(The time references will be weird. This was written over multiple days.) Yesterday morning my dishwasher broke. That sucker is D-E-D. And then last night the Prius died while I was driving on Alameda....
View ArticleDays 59-62
59- Brekkie: oatmeal, strawberries, banana, pecans, almond milk, sugar, tea Lunch: gf bread, soy cream cheese, cucumber, alfalfa sprouts, ham, grapes Dinner: chicken lettuce wrap, chicken fried rice...
View ArticleOk, poop chronicles aren’t over
But I lost my book so things will get confused. This morning I had a lovely completely solid poop at 3:30am (which is way the heck earlier than I’ve been pooping but it was after almost 8 hours of...
View ArticleI needed good news.
First: found the poop book. Thank goodness. I’m not really done. Second: talked to the Toyota service manager and he was very helpful. He is incredibly unhappy that one of his employees is being a...
View ArticleDays 63-68
63- Instead of pills I ate the edible caramels. Om nom nom. Not as potent but way better tasting. Brekkie: oatmeal (gf), strawberries, pecans, cinnamon, sugar, rice milk Snack: peanut butter candy,...
View ArticleLots of balls in the air.
We went to pick up the Prius because Toyota said it was fixed. Before it could be driven out of the parking lot a warning light came on. Toyota sent us home with a rental. But that’s pending more...
View ArticleNot coping-methods
I’m reading this book on meditation. (Specifically because it is published by one of the publishing houses I think is most likely to be interested in my book.) It is hard living with contradictory...
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